I'm not talking about Sarah Jessica Parker's
box office hit movie, but rather another celebrated screen sensation:
Snooki! I don't know how she does it! I tried to get a tan in Hawaii, and as you can see from the photos below,
my skin is the same colour as my skirt. And
why such a high collar in the Hawaiian heat, you ask?
Aside from covering up my tig ol' bitties, I've got a bout of
heat rash. When did I come down with a case of ginger skin?
I blame you, ozone layer. Anyway... with a lot of gratuitous leg (
you're welcome, 0.519% straight male readership) I give you an outfit in bright red and white, which should also give you an idea of what's going on underneath it.
Yes, that was alluding to my naked body. Have I made you vomit yet?
shirt: Madewell, skirt: Forever 21, bag: Sienna Ray
shoes: Senso (c/o Solestruck)
necklaces: Belle Noel & Forever 21, heat rash: Hawaii
In other news that won't horrify and disgust you, I've been stomping around in these neon Senso wedges for a few days as part of a guest blogging gig with
Solestruck Shoes.
My first post is already up, and you can follow me on
Twitter and/or
Facebook to keep up with the rest. You know,
if you want to.
Have a good weekend! Bye!
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You look amazing! Your tan is lovely actually- I would kill to be in your shoes right now (literally too, because those shoes are lush GREEN ahahaha)! So is your outfit!
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Yikes! I always get burnt & heat-stroke, awful to have - I have ginger skin =(
ReplyDeleteYou do not look super burnt though in the photos, you look really tanned actually!
I love those shoes! The colour is SO bright & fun!
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Aww but you actually do look tanned in these photos... I guess that might just be the burn/rash? Nonetheless, I'm so jealous of your Hawaii trip.
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I love all the neon accents in this outfit, and hey, the bright colours might help distract people from the less-than-ideal heat rash and tan situation. ;-)
ReplyDeletei love this outfit! fun pops of color :) i especially love the shoes. perfection!
ReplyDeleteI love love love your shoes!...and the whole assemble...and did I mention I love the shoes :)
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loving those shoes!
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Well, your legs look so much better than the legs of Snooki! So tan! Love the skirt!
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I think you look amazing! I love the color on your legs, I actually envy you for that, cause I can't get that! And so sad about the rash, I hope it goes away fast and as soon as possible! :)
ReplyDeleteLove your heels btw! :)
LOVE this outfit! the colours are amazing! and you're so funny, "heat rash: hawaii" lol
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Great outfit! And those two necklaces combined make one amazing necklace. By the way - you look pretty tanned to me ;-) (excl rash)
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ReplyDeleteGreat look! Once again love those shoes!
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I love every aspect of this look. The necklace is beautiful and I love the bright colors mixed throughout. Beautiful.
ReplyDeleteObsessed with those shoes!
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I love it ! The shoes are gorgeous. I am a bit nervous shopping for shoes online at US stores because I never know if the size is correct in relation to UK /Europe sizes. Plus waiting 14 days for shipping I'm like ugh cant wait that long. But you look gorgeous. GTL girl and fist pump your way into those clubs if the tan can't get you in :)
ReplyDeleteGorgeous necklace!
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Love how you layered the necklaces, amazing! Sorry to hear about hte heat rash :(
ReplyDeletethose are amazing shoes and great combo of colours. Hope you recover soon from the snooki colouring!
ReplyDeleteohhh my............. I need this necklace so much!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYour Outfit is just perfect!!!
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Love this outfit!
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